Who green lighted this project?!?

My new hobby is reading the descriptions of television shows in the newspaper. Before you feel too sorry for me and my pathetic life, check out these gems that make "Fonzie jumps the shark" or cousin Oliver joining the Bradys look like television magic:
"The Cosby Show- Cliff suffers nightmares after he eats something he shouldn't have. Guest appearance by The Muppets."
What the hell did he eat?? I think this picture shows the Huxtables right after Cliff told Claire about his crazy dreams- ha ha!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air- As a new poetry club member, Will is forced to do some quick thinking."
Who let Will joing the poetry club in the first place is the real question.

"Lizzie McGuire- Lizzie's plans with Ethan and her dad clash on the same night."
Maybe Lizzie should watch one of the 10,000 shows that has handled this hilarious problem in the past.

And the most ridiculous one I've found--
"Three's Company- Teri falls for Jack when he buys a false mustache."
What, the tiny satin shorts/knee high athletic socks didn't get her? The gold chains paired with open necked, polyesther dress shirt? The Magnum, P.I. Hawaiian shirt? Too bad he's into dudes.

If this hot picture of Jack is making you nostalgic for Three's Company, check this out.