There are so many things to say about this... I don't even know where to start. I guess the first thing to point out is that these are not being sold in a "Spenser's"-type place; this is (unbelievably) a nicer home furnishings store in one of the big underground malls, although I know the suspended chihuahua in the sweater and the disco ball imply otherwise. I'm sure that Cameron is a paid spokesmodel for these, too, judging from the cut-from-a-magazine picture that is serving as a floating head. Also note the surprising racial equality shown by the "pillow" manufacturers- nipples are available in petal pink, fuschia, or mahogany, all on very pale chocolate-chip shaped breasts, just like in real life. Check out Beyonce's:
Nice!
Finally, who are these for? They were sort of in a Valentine's Day display; I certainly hope no Korean woman opens one of these up on the fourteenth and is happy about it.
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Just when we thought that we had seen it all, the Springers come up with this. Bravo! We love you guys!
Tino and Laurie
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