Instant Karate Expert

Tired of spending your hard earned dollars on weeks of karate training, only to get mediocre results? Tired of wasting all your free time in the dojo practicing for hours and hours without anything to show for it?

Don't worry, because here's the miracle break-through in martial arts training that you've been waiting for! With the purchase of a simple red karate outfit, anyone can become a karate expert. Watch this completely unskilled child become a Karate Master in the blink of an eye when he dons the outfit:





Truly amazing. Act quickly. These outfits won't last long!